Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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