Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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