the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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