no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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