i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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