Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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