Say something about gay babies.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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