we have officially lost it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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