ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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