i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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