it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Me too!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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