you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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