Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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