Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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