your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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