So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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