belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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