You just made me feel so damn special
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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