I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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