Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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