LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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