I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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