I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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