Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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