I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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