Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Alive.
So much puke
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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