Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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