So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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