No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
