i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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