When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As shirtless as possible
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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