I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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