dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
