16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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