thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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