Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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