Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
