Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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