Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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