Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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