Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just threw up on my dentist
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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