THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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