Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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