i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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