Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
barbara walters just said penis...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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