I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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