She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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