Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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