took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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