i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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