who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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