I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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