WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Mom said you looked used
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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