i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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