that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How naked do you want me to be?
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