he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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