i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
